Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Somehow, I don't think this is what he said....



But anyhow... I am going to share with you anyhow because I have nothing else of worth to share today. Enjoy!

Confucius Says:

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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right,

War determines who is left.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house

should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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